Thanks to this post on SomethingAwful:

Starring

JONATHAN DUQUETTE

as

Terry Nanny
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Treasure Hunter M       JOHN MORENO
Mark Sampson            KEVIN GOTTLIEB
Sally Xu-Sampson        JEN CURRAN
Narrator                CHRISTOPHER PLATT
Auxiliary Narrator      MARCI FINE
Basketball Kid          SEENA JON
Worker                  KENO SHAKID
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Himself                 CHUCK JAGODA
Businesswoman Alpha     BETSY WINCHESTER
Businesswoman Beta      KATIE HARTMAN
Businesswoma Gamma      LEAH RUDDICK
Dog Dressed as Cool Dog JETHRO
Museum Paltron          FRANZ POEKLER
FeBrizzio's Waiter      JARDIN WATT-TURING
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Chess Master            STEVE PASIEKA
Chess Rebel             ED LARSON
The Attacher            BEN KISSEL
Rangor                  TYLER D. MIDDLETON
Background              JOHN HOWARD
Basketball Players
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And

JEFF DARLAND
CARLY GOODSPEED
HENRY ZEBROWSKI
HOLDEN McNEELY
TIM DEAN

as

"The Broadway Bigshots"
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Artist                  PHILLIP GUZMAN
Still Photographer      PATRICIA CHANG
Voiceover Producer      DAVID HOROWITZ
Audio Engineer          MEGAN TOTH
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Original Music by

TODD MAZIERSKI

"This Is My Milwaukee"
Composed by Todd Mazierski

"Heart of Your Dreams"
Composed by Todd Mazierski
Performed by Akiko Hiroshima
Lyrics by Jacob Bakkila
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Special Thanks

HAMILTON CLINE
KATIE CURRIER
DJ STILL LIFE
THE GRAB FAMILY
MEGHAN KELLEY
JUHO LEHOMONEN
JOE McCLUNE
THE MOUNTAIN GOATS
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MURDERFIST
LISA MYERS
STAN PARK
MARTIN PEDRICK
ALLISON PHILLIPS
JARED REICHBAUM
DAN ROSS
ALEX SCHOTT
TALE OF GAME'S STUDIOS
WILL
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The Producers Graciously Thank

THE CITY OF MILWAUKEE

and the Following Milwaukee
Businesses and Organizations
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ELSA'S ON THE PARK
THE JAGODA MUSEUM CENTER
THE RIVERSIDE THEATER
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS
THE MILWAUKEE INSTITUTE OF ART & DESIGN
THE MILWAUKEE JOURNAL SENTINEL
THE MILWAUKEE PUBLIC LIBRARY
THE VWM POST
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Underwritten by a

Champion Dynasty Grant

from the

MILWAUKEE TOURISM COMMISSION
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The MILWAUKEE TOURISM COMMISSION is

President and CEO       LAROSE BURTON
VP of Development       MIKE RUSSO
VP of Media             WALTER DAVIS
Director of             MICHAEL LEWIS
Communications
Office Manager          POOJA MAHAL
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Producers
SEENA JON
JACOB BAKKILA

Director
THOMAS BENDER

Created and Written by
JACOB BAKKILA
THOMAS BENDER
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Mr. Duquette's Wardrobe Provided by
[I can't read this, "FeBruzzio's Homme"?]
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Another SYNDYNE Initiative!

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